想必大家知道 Portal 这款游戏。看看在见到 GLaDOS 并开始打击之后的“制作蛋糕核心”（Sphere CakeMix）说了些什么：
一个 18.25 盎司包装的巧克力蛋糕材料如下:
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
一罐处理过的椰子酱。
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 杯蔬菜油。
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
四个大鸡蛋。一杯微甜巧克力碎片。
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 杯奶油或人造黄油。
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
1 又 2/3 杯砂糖。
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
两杯全能花卉。
Two cups all purpose flower.
别忘了装饰，例如：
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
鱼形状的饼干。
Fish shaped crackers.
鱼形状的糖果。
Fish shaped candies.
鱼形状的废弃物。
Fish shaped solid waste.
鱼形状的烂泥。
Fish shaped dirt.
鱼形状的乙苯。
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
削好的甘草。
Pull and peel licorice.
鱼形状的有机化合物以及沉积物形状的沉积物。
Fish shaped <> organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
糖衣花生奶油片。形状像鱼一样。
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
一杯柠檬汁。
One cup lemon juice.
阿尔法树脂。
Alpha resins.
不饱和聚酯。
Unsaturated polyester resin.
玻璃纤维表面聚酯。
Fiberglass surface resins.
还有易挥发的麦芽精调乳制品。
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
九个大型蛋黄。
Nine large egg yolks.
十二个中型土工材料膜。
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
一杯砂糖。
One cup granulated sugar.
一个名称为“如何赤手空拳杀人”的入口。
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands.
两杯切片的大黄。
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 杯颗粒状的大黄。
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
一茶匙多用途大黄。
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
一茶匙磨碎的橙色大黄。
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
三茶匙大黄，用火烤。
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
一大份大黄。
One large rhubarb.
一份混合钻孔的电磁成像大黄。
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
两茶匙大黄汁。
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
可调整的铝制磁头定位器。
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
屠杀电子针头注射器。
Slaughter electric needle injector.
无线电子针头注射器。
Cordless electric needle injector.
注射器针头驱动程序。
Injector needle driver.
注射器针头枪。
Injector needle gun.
头盖骨。
Cranial caps.
还包含经过许可的防腐剂、深入渗透的媒介，以及瓦斯和气味控制化学制品。
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
那可以去除臭味并保存腐败的组织。
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
这是我好不容易从对话表里面按照顺序排好的。现在看看 Ellen McLain（GLaDOS 的配音演员）说了什么：
[Ellen McLain：GLaDOS 的配音演员]当他们告诉我结尾的时候还要唱首歌时，我就寻思着，哪个来写这首歌呢？他们告诉我这首歌将由 Jonathan Coulton 来创作。之后我聆听了 Jonathan 创造的这首歌曲，这歌算是有趣又活泼的了。当然我就想，让我唱倒是没问题， 但我是唱歌剧的，我每天唱的都是 [歌剧唱腔]。我考虑的是，我能够把握这首歌曲的风格吗？真让我担心呐。但后来在录音前，他们把这首歌曲的 mp3 文件发给了我。这次是 Jonathan 演唱的，我听着听着， 不自觉地爱上了这首小曲儿。在家的时候，我趁着练歌的间隙，你知道，尝试着采用些 GLaDOS 的声音。里面有句“Aperture Science…”，就是这台可怜，虽然被动但又带有侵略性的电脑，她一直都孤独着，直到人们想要闯入并杀掉她。所以她当然会不安。但是，她好像 … 似乎她的不安来自于蛋糕。而且… 我也要玩这个游戏，因为我要改造里面的蛋糕秘方。然后在里面安个“传送门”，当有朋友来我家玩时，我就用这些蛋糕来招待我的朋友们。
[Ellen McLain: Voice of GLaDOS] So when they told me that there was going to be a song at the end, I thought, well, allright, who’s going to write the song? And they told me there was going to be a song written by Jonathan Coulton. And I listened to a song that Jonathan had written, and it was very funny, very clever. So, I thought at that point, well, you know, this’ll be okay. But I am an opera singer, so usually I sing: [opera singing]. And I thought, well, will I be able to have the right style for the song? So I was concerned. But then before the recording, they sent me an mp3 file of the song. And I listened to it with Jonathan singing it. But I loved the little song. And at home, as I practiced the little song, I tried to, you know, get back to GLaDOS’s voice. You know: ‘Aperture Science…’ Just this tiny little passive-aggressive computer who’s all alone until people try to come in and murder her. So of course she gets upset! But she seems… She seems to have this real affinity for cake. And… And I want to play the game because I want to recreate the cake recipe. And then put ‘Portal’ on it, and be able to serve it to my friends when they come over to my house.
呕吐……看来 Ellen 很喜欢这个……那就享受大黄（Rhubarb）吧。